Been in Sheffield 5 minutes and it's clear to see Sheffield is blue and white

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Back to Middlesbrough saturday. I remember my time up there. I met a beautiful lady. We worshipped each other. Spent many happy times with her it was a shame it came to a sudden end. I think I loved her. In her own way, she loved me. She didn't charge me as much as the other lads

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Julian said to me after the match that the song you lot sing about him gives him a Borner! He doesn't know where the rumour came from about his cock being massive tho because he said his is tiny 😂

As an ex Swansea player & manager, I'm looking forward to my reception from the Cardiff fans tonight

Can't wait for tonight's match... to be over and get the fuck out of that shithole and back to Yorkshire

Neil Warnock in my face before when I called him Colin 😂

A win is a win, but the last time I saw something that ugly I was looking at a picture of Gemma Collins

Me waiting for Leeds to fall apart again and us catching them to 2nd place

Osaze Urhoghide Never has anyone been so excited at a youngster since Jimmy Saville

A man walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor help me, everytime I masturbate I shout come on Sheff Utd." Doctor replies "That's arite, all wankers do"

God bless the NHS

Fuck The Blades #swfc

Wonder if DC will be calling me today to give me the good news...

DC "Thommo, get your coat. You've pulled"

Charlton Away. Let's ave it #swfc

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Woke up this morning feelin' fine Got Lee Gregory on my mind He's scoring goals for Wednesday like a striker should, oh yeah Something tells me I'm in to something goooooood 🎶 #swfc 🦉