Way to go,@G_MarianneM! We are all here rooting for you!!! Big hug!!!

#Raptors! #Drake! #Ford! Toronto is testing the bandwith limits of the internet. If Justin Beiber fights a panda, shit is going to explode.

If you ever want to get out of an argument with your lady, just tell her to calm down. Argument over. Because she killed you.

During PMS, there is a significantly greater chance that cute behavior will be seen as not cute.

I love that my floor is covered with enough glitter to choke a unicorn. #sparklebitches

Thank you Bruce Poon Tip(lite) !!! We are so excited!!! @G_MellyBaxter Sean Graham @GAdv_Asho!

Great job CBC News. On a terrible day, you taught the world a valuable lesson about responsible journalism. m.motherjones.com/mixed-media/20…

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Getting a whisky education. #raisethemacallan .Can barely wait to taste it!

Drinking $300 scotch at #raisethemacallan ! Mind.Blown.

Someone (who shall remain nameless) said to me today, "If you had kids, you would be a MILF." Awwww.

Holiday gift guide— AND a giant fancy giveaway. victoriaelizabethbarnes.com/holiday-gift-g… (Santa: I might need these, please)

#townhall! Can I get a swearbot in the house, please?

#xcompany creators @markellis_tv & @st3phm0rg with TOVintageSociety on the TIFF red carpet instagram.com/p/zOMjGiqxOr/

Oh god. Just seen someone tweet 'when I was a kid there were no CSS conferences, now there are two'. When I was a kid there was no CSS.

Imagine a new way to see the world. #G25 #NatGeoJourneys amp.twimg.com/v/517a87cc-832…

Big news in travel: #NatGeoJourneys with G Adventures. Amazing experiences, affordable prices bit.ly/1JAveAR

#rrsrequest @djthomashall White Snake Here i go Again

stop spreading it already. x.com/lanceburson/st…