Francois de La Rochefoucauld~ Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.

cats paw - To be labeled a cats paw means someone has taken advantage of you and you weren't smart enough to catch on.

Marie Ebner von Eschenbach~ We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we dont care for.

Success is always temporary. When all is said and done the only thing you'll have left is your character. -Vince Gill

Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.

The ridged pattern on a cat's nosepad is as individual as a hooman fingerprint.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Cat Phrase: gakk-ak-ak - Means: My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from?

Steven Wright~ It doesnt make a difference what temperature a room is its always room temperature.

You don't have to worry about the toilet seat being left up by the cat.

Every invalid is a doctor. - Irish Proverb

Jane Wagner~ A sobering thought what if at this very moment I am

Helen Rowland~ The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didnt commit when he had the opportunity.

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

William Blake~ To generalize is to be an idiot.

Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!

David G. Farragut~ Damn the torpedoes Full speed ahead

Once you learn to quit it becomes a habit. -Vincent Lombardi

Rene Descartes~ It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we have even once been deceived.