"I was in Pizza Express, Woking..." #PrinceAndrew

Are they doing free pints in The Dubliner again this season? #bcafc #bantams

Nice to be back! #bcafc #bantams

Bradford City fans: please don't turn up en masse expecting to see our plush Billy Bantam on display. He's not on our galleries. He's in "storage".

Will Swan's ability to pick out players 😍

Me at the bar when my friends r talking to someone I don’t know

Ok

CHAOS. I LOVE IT #TraitorsUK

Can we all go and buy sweets from Reece's sweet shop now? #TraitorsUK

Fiona: RACHEL'S A TRAITOR RACHEL'S A TRAITOR RACHEL'S A TRAITOR RACHEL'S A TRAITOR RACHEL'S A TRAITOR Also Fiona: I'm voting for Sam #TraitorsUK

These guys forgeting everything that Harriet said last night #TheTraitorsUK

James speaks with so much confidence every single night, yet has been wrong every single night. #TheTraitorsUK

Can't believe Rachel Stevens won #TheTraitors

Humphrys with the strength of a dandelion and the touch of hippo #bcafc

See below for Sibley too

"I was enjoying a lovely holiday with my friends when we came across a young lady who had collapsed. I then proceeded to offer life saving mouth to mouth and CPR"

Twitter is basically just the same four posts going round and round 30 different accounts... 1) Enya's castle and her cats 2) Someone cleaning a rug 3) AI video of an old bloke getting splashed by a car 4) someone explaining something as 'physics'

Andrew looks more and more like his dad every day