What's more unreliable, PATH trains themselves or PATH station elevators?

This is true, we laugh about it often.

We locked turnstiles to prevent fare-evaders.

The extra money is for our company Christmas party.

Current #PATHTrain status #PATHDelay

We tried asking the Port Authority police for help, but they wouldn't look up from their phones to answer us...

Funner PATH New York Waterway is uncrowded.

Yes, ma’am I see you picking your nose on a PATH Train full of people

On the crowded PATH train: white woman 1: "have you ever been on the subway in japan?" white woman 2: "I didn't even know they had a train!" ...

It was never consummated, so...

To the standing man on PATH Train who scolded the row of seated passengers who noticed my 🤰🏻but didn’t stand up ... thank you for speaking up on my behalf. #mannersmatter

Every single time I get on the PATH train, it smells like a dirty diaper 😵🤢🤮😷🤧

"Engineer availability"... that's one we haven't tried yet. Thanks for the idea, NJT! x.com/NJTRANSIT_ME/s…

Lolwut?

Superstorm Sandy hit 10/30/12

They do? Have they been paying attention?

Seriously fuck off PATH Train over 30 minutes til the next train finally gets down to 7 minutes and then, shockingly, a delay because it's cold outside? It's February how the fuck are you not prepared for cold weather?