when i was a teenager i wrote essays without chatgpt and it looked like this actually

To the hiring managers and employers who gave us a chance when we had zero experience, THANK YOU

Don’t get me wrong, I love loud music but it has to be me playing the loud music

i am both of these people simultaneously at all times

How i feel when I’m going through my dms 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You helping her look for it

Why don’t we ever get stuff like this in Nigeria?😔

i kinda miss being 13 reading wattpad stories until 5am on a summer night

if dirty fruit kills me i wasn't meant to survive

Mint is for tooth paste, not for chocolate, not for ice cream or cookies. For tooth paste.

Mufasa sef dey collect 77k?

I have the same selfishness level as a man. My life stops for nothing or anyone.

craving nepotism, favoritism and privileges

i tolerate people & things until i’m very much resentful towards them

I can't date more than one person at a time because I'm a talkative. I can mistakenly tell one person about the other.

And I’ll just be like

Just sent off an email saying warmest “retards” instead of “regards”