I now pronounce you Zach and Cody

Literally had another sex dream about him again last night (?) why does my brain love to torture me

Gm I am glowing today :)

have zoomers even seen 2 girls 1 cup?

Sorry not to be a hater because the song is fine, but there is nothing fresh and current about this

Im so obsessed w her

I made like 15 spam musubi for my roommates I am such a perfect housewife I could make a lucky man so many snacks

he’s onto something here

first feminists came for our short kings and I did not speak out for I was not a short king, then they came to my house and beat me up with hammers

Oh? A perfect boy? Here he is

Why can I not find salt pork in any grocery store what is happening to this world

This was for laugh reacting the new summer slaughter line up (my only interaction and I don’t “like” summer slaughter)