we deserve a way higher salary than any politician

one thing you have to know about me is anytime a friend with long hair says they're getting a haircut i will always suggest a rattail

i don't keep track of my top lists like that but Ellen Zweig - Fiction of the Physical might be a top 10 all-time album and The Body and BIG|BRAVE - 'Blackest Crow' might be a top 10 all-time song

easiest sub of my life. jon is my favorite living english language writer

knocked loose bryan has such an amazing voice

i started listening to podcasts in 2008 when you'd download them onto your iPod. in the mid 10s i would listen to 6 hours a day. sometimes it strikes me how weird it is that they are so popular and part of culture now. long gone are the days when id have to explain what they were

i can't wait for my brothers to have kids, i am soooo excited to be the cool gay aunt. i am gonna be the person in their life who shows them that they can *actually* do what makes them happy

i need to shift from saying 'sorry, i'm sober' to saying 'thankfully, i'm sober'

My friend Stephanie posted this picture of the time she took Jello Biafra on his first roller coaster ride lol

the moment of relationship healing when it's finally time to delete 'our song' from your good songs playlist

If elected I pledge that all backyards will have crickets chirping during summer nights

KIDS THESE DAYS