bitches will say they hate turn based combat and then turn around and have esex

Started a folder of cute things my friends message me to look at every time I’m tempted to dm everyone I know “do you hate me?”

Welp

I need likes to be public again so I can see which one of you motherfuckers is responsible for me seeing 800 tweets like this. One of you hates me and I will find out who

Showing visitors to Auckland all the local highlights -

Meet your croworkers

I feel like the universe keeps sending me signs to adopt a black cat and I am so close to doing it

Dweeb, the most ridiculous baby jank ever, is out of the hospital! He goes back on Tuesday for his jaw surgery. For now, he has a feeding tube so we can make sure he gets nutrients and meds. He's starving and so frantic around food :( little guy has been wasting away

Birthday day out starts now 💛

Destination one: 8/10 been waiting to come here since my age was in the single digits. Docking points for the fact the kiwis were asleep

Forgot to do the rest bc my phone died Destination two: the fact that this painting is worth more money than I’ll make in my life really upsets me. 2/10 the choir spending one hour singing imagine almost broke me Food and drink were good though

Destination three: 9/10 I am docking one point for the giant lifelike human statue bc it scared me but everything else was beautiful I almost cried

Crossover of 2 bands I love this is the greatest birthday present ever

Daily bunny no.3260 is where birds go when it rains

An old man said I have a lot of piercings and I was preparing myself for another boomer rant He is getting into jewellery making and wanted to know peoples preferences and metal allergies to know what’s better to make 😭 I will never forget you, jewellery man