i just wanna pull up a gold piece from the liter box ONE TIME like 1849

every time someone asks me if i’m that one soundcloud rapper, i should receive a P.f. chang’s voucher. here’s to being 40 and looking like a delinquent child fountain of youth

you know a your at a rich kids house when he got a telescope in his mansion

what’s happening

E.T. no homo

ren fare haus

existential christmas anastasiya 🎱

trauma is stored in the balls

can’t wait to sit around at thanksgiving and listen to why you’re down for Israel but not jews

the world needs Mr Rogers so bad rn. this is NOT what he taught us

Alice in Chains came from hell. the destroyed the concept of bands forever no challenge

boating and sex taping anastasiya 🎱

my gf likes to twimst* the duvet during sleep with her long ass hot girl pasta fork legs

this shit still scares tf out of me. i was just trying to enjoy some whinnie the pooh back then

cats are so sponge you can literally shew one off the top of the fridge whoops nooooo, they’re like bro it’s chill my knees are made for this

my literal favorite guitarist of all time RIP Geordie Walker the fucking KING who’s guitar playing a tone made everyone tremble

where is the lie

where does the McRibb go every year? it’s always BACK, well then from what? liquid meats is seasonal