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On tinder and this just happened ... wow.. back to back too

Why call it a Pizza Parlor when Crust Station was there the whole time?

I once asked this girl I was hanging out with if she wanted to get a pizza to eat on a picnic table and she told me she doesn't want to bring people to her condo in a pandemic which told me what she heard me say was "do you want to fuck?" .. being a guy is weird sometimes

When my relationship of 5 years ended a while ago I knew who were my real friends by how they reacted to the news. It's too bad that it takes something like that to weed out the fakes.

*Elon Musk voice* I have plans for an Intergalactic Pizza Delivery service. I have a name for it. I call it Little Quasar's

My moots, do y'all not fuck with me anymore? Was it something I said?

RFK Jr. Thinks that AIDS isn't caused by HIV

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I look weird here

Royal York Hotel

Riding in the '70 LeMans with the gf

Don't text

So fun

I went to medieval times

RIP Ed Asner

Banff, Alberta

Winter time

I think these are all staged videos by hostage tape by this point. Fake everything in these videos.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary wtf is X