“Raw after mania” probably sounds crazy if you’re not a wrestling fan

It’s Wayne Gretzky and it’s not close. If you took away every goal Gretzky scored, he would still be the all time points leader. He has almost 1000 more points than #2 (Jagr). Good on Ovi for breaking the goals record because it’s the only Gretzky record that will ever be broken.

The evolutionary phases of a hardcore kid: Pop punk Youth Crew Beatdown Death Metal Cop

Playing a HC show is a just 5 guitarists switching 5150 variants off and on the stage in a row successively

Seeing Terror in a venue where you can’t stage dive. What’s even the point man?

Converge breaking out the Saddest Day as a request and then nailing it perfectly was so crazy

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When my coworkers ask what I’m doing this weekend

It lost value by being signed

Hangman Adam Page is my favorite wrestler ever, I’m sorry Mick Foley.

When my mom was a teenager, she wanted to use the car to see Judas Priest. My grandpa had just killed and cooked a snake and the one condition on her going to the show was eating some of the snake. Anyways, I was born into this shit.

Blue Velvet (1986)

the singer of Bane be like:

Yeah I’m nonbinary. Nonbinary of your bands merch

May jams Listen to Like Heaven

The health inspection company my job pays to audit us told us we have 90 days before SALT goes bad. My guy it’s literally fucking a fucking rock?

I thought this tweet was a joke and it’s not. Does anyone else smell burnt toast?