Anyway back to the Mets

We are all preparing the boulder as we speak

.New York Jets Do it

Shouldn’t have been filming! Shouldn’t have been defending yourself! Shouldn’t have protested per your right! Shouldn’t have used free speech! Shouldn’t have been carrying as per your right! Shouldn’t have exercised any of your rights! A true American does nothing!

Realizing he just experienced the plot of Pluribus over the last few years

No surprise that the Patriots returning to the Super Bowl coincides with a fascist crescendo in the country

It’s so funny that the universal Jet fan response to the Sam Darnold situation is Good For Him; He Got Out. We are such a troubled bunch.

Larry hates the First Amendment. Shocking

The “Winter.” is so unbelievably spot-on

Maybe somebody can invent an AI agent that eats a delicious meal for me. Or witnesses a most glorious sunrise on my behalf.

Are they sure there wasn’t a mixup? Maybe it was the guy who owns the other team in the building instead?

They are just straight-up predicting things verbatim now

I think I’ve heard Homer sing this more than I’ve heard Matt Bellamy sing it

The Knicks are in great shape if they need to blow a lead or hit Dom Smith with a pitch

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This book is terrible

Older Patriots fans waking up today knowing all they had to do was record the Seahawks walk thru practice and memorize the plays, steal all their signals. Pay a few refs off and deflate all the balls, and that Super Bowl would have been in the bag

The Seahawks are in touch with their city’s history by getting web comic artists to hype up their fans. Similarly, the Patriots got a drunk pedophile who’s addicted to gambling to represent their city’s history.

Do you think he ever gave a pizza place a bad review only because the counter was too high?