guess we gotta rename fuyuki to 30 year old white woman city, eh, master?

nah. still 30 in my heart. then i can call you a cougar.

nah, definitely a cougar to me. we've been over this! i like an older woman, so you don't have to worry a bit.

milf is so 2004, Master. i'm gonna call you a pawg now.

aw, Master. you should really look this one up. it'll be funny. it suits ya

eh? eh?

for "phat?" cause it's funnier that way, Master. better to say your ass is phat than fat.

why not?

But it's got pizzazz, Master~!

... sure.

Awww, I even got knock-offs now? Sounds like my lucky day!

Okay, but who's the best of us shoddy wrecks? I'm pretty terrible myself, but that's got a certain appeal to it, eh?

Sounds like a plan! We'll sort it out when we're both bleeding out over each other's bodies!