I could be wrong, but I think that many men's obsession with miss hawk tuah is that they're simply not getting laid as much as they'd like us to believe

got my #1 overall NBA Draft Pick reaction tweet drafts ready

in the brat-throom, dumpin that

ATL! Palace Floor Destin and Mari are taking over SOB on Sept 29‼️it’s gonna be an event you don’t want to miss 💿💎Ticket link in bio

crazy how rolling loud has existed for 10 years and these have been the headliners for like 8 of them (This Is A Joke But Also Not)

as an american the UK obsession with Oasis is actually hilarious considering that the three biggest reasons they're known is a meme song (beloved, but now a meme song), being racist against Jay Z which backfired immediately, and the worst haircuts I've ever seen

my gf does this too but instead of the cutesy lil "be happy"/"angel" type messages, she finds the silliest way to arrange her remaining letter beads:

okay but what if I throw the first one I see off of a bridge, then what??

need to stay off twitter for a little while. until then, I worry

asking my gf to do a karaoke duet with me but when we get to the mic she'll realize we're actually doing the full 7-minute unabridged version of The Rockafeller Skank by Fatboy Slim (I can start us off strong with "Right about now" & she'll bring it home with "Check it out now")

just made a new account to rant about sports because I hate doing that on this one and the initial recommended follows/tweets confirm that this site is the strongest far-right propaganda machine in human history. been on twitter for over half my life; what I grew up with is gone

y'all ever think about Tyga?

smell like wonton soup

so has Spotify shuffle just completely stopped working for everyone or does Daniel Ek know I'm living in his walls