wow Sasha Chapin really went next level on the Berkeley Alembic ⚗️ newsletter today lol 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Lamill is a safe space for unemployed creative directors

Had my first colonoscopy yesterday and got the all clear, feeling unstoppable today.

My very intelligent and eloquent friend (and former colleague at Comedy Central) Tom Cowell, wrote a beautiful, incisive response to my article on Self-Doubt. Fun read. Quite helpful.

whatsapp is for socratic dialogue with the homies

about to let life hit it raw

Going to start saying apropos more often

some of you have never experienced direct transmission via koan and it shows

microdosing macro data refinement

Inviting the neighbors to practice holding two truths by opening the windows and blasting Kanye

sorry, didn’t mean to be fronting, was just trying to fake it til I make it :/

I’m pre-canceling myself. Read about it here: open.substack.com/pub/foolishcow…

about to raw dog 18 holes* *play a round of golf without warming up at the driving range

OutKast is timeless

More like “The Tylenol Tapes” amiright?!?

My kink is throwing pearls before swine

No cap this, bet that…you sound lowkey retarded

Can’t wait to see Nicholas Braun star in the Joe Flacco biopic

and as the dermatologist held my arm in his gloved hands, scanning for any irregular moles, the timeless lyrics of “I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)” played, turning our previously sterile examination room into a place of subtle tension

When a player in the NFL is described as being “visibly upset” it means he is crying.