Forgive my dear wife, Aimee Davenport (Devereaux). She gets real bad mood swings when she's been drinking.

Angry? No, I'm not angry, Aimee. I'm pissed. But keep playing the games. They're real mature and cute. Gonna make it all so nice when we get back together. Keep playing.

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If I had a dollar for every cocksure alpha male I've put in their place, I could pay off my ex's bullshit. Got your love letter, hon. I'm seeing for to the envelope. Hope you all can read the smoke.

Even I have my limits, ratface.

Been too long. I think I ought go stateside on leave. Take care of my personal business. A man's house must be kept in order, or the man is not in order.

open.spotify.com/track/6asO5XGe… Aimee Davenport (Devereaux) . Getting my leave set up. We can sort this all out easier that way.