seeing a white boy slice an avocado in a very particular way and realizing you’re not his first Latina

Some of you don’t get to sleep holding a tiny paw and it shows.

Cindy barshop in the epstein files

icl this shit is stupid as fuck and I love it it feels like the internet low key becoming fun again

I HAVE A HALF DAY AT WORK AND I TOTALLY FORGOT OMGGGG WHATS THE OPPOSITE OF KILLING URSELFFFFFFFFF

[last week] I will NOT learn who Clavicular is. [this week] (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Pass me that face hammer, brother

This Traitors castle now being full of the dumbest ppl to exist

They’re dating 🥺

in her Mom jeans and a blouse no less… the Wine Moms are activated

Many gems in here … the sage finds wisdom even amongst fools

Getting IG ads for a service that will write you Dr notes to qualify your pet as an emotional support animal

the kind of evil internal nastiness that makes your hairline recede

this read

it’s like really cool how I can be so tired that I can’t function but I’ve been laying here for 90 mins trying to take a 90 min nap

in there dressed like my dad’s colleagues at the 1996 holiday work party

it’s gotta be a bit

i feel like when I said I wanna be everyone’s situationship 2 weeks ago and when I had the Breakfast at Tiffany’s crashout 1 week ago it was all revolving around this root idea … like obv not w a woman but… a pondering my ideals today

Boz stepping out of the car to immediately say Amanda’s house is a billboard that says Nouveau Riche znjsjdjsjsjss