What if I was live right now? twitch.tv/flavorfulvt

Social Caterpillar time! Can we find all the hidden thingies? I sure hope so. twitch.tv/flavorfulvt

I guess I'm live twitch.tv/flavorfulvt

I'm having a smooth brain day. I accidentally bit my finger whilst eating my sandwich.

I had a dream I was in an isekai anime It was called Re: Tard

Okay hear me out: The Human Centipede 4 but it's a crossover with Tariq Nasheed's Buck Breaking series.

DEMOS DAY DEMOS DAY DEMOS DAY DEMONS DAY twitch.tv/flavorfulvt

Also before I go to bed: "Immersive sims" are just the worst parts of open world games (but in a dinky map), the worst parts of stealth games (never been good), and the worst parts of FPS (combat is "fine" at best) all put together but you have to put in a door code sometimes.

HELL YEAH

I just realized that the Chinese are keeping the secret to tender beef in a stir-fry from us Gweilo. The secret is baking soda. It was there the whole time.

Yorkshire pudding is just the e*nglish going "Oi roigh wah't if da bread looked like a gaping butthole yeah?"

Tomorrow I'm finna play Relooted. You've been warned.

POV: You can't slow this bus down not because there's a bomb or anything but because I'm behind you with maybe a gun? and Rednex's version of Cotton Eye Joe plays on repeat till this nightmare ends.

I hope you know I suffer for your sake: RELOOTED twitch.tv/flavorfulvt

BANG BANG BANG PULL MY (go live) TRIGGER twitch.tv/flavorfulvt

Carrotz and I are watching Culinary Class Wars and one of the ladies on the show said "Can I be frank?" And my ass was all "Bitch no you can't be Frank ain't never been a Korean bitch named Frank." This poor girl deals with this shit every day.