The most successful people I've met: 1. Lie with impunity 2. Accept no responsibility 3. Have no grasp of details 4. Blame others for their failures 5. Threaten resignation frequently 6. Aren't very bright 7. Have absolutely no empathy 8. Are way out of their depth

Lifting Weights As You Age Cuts Your Risk Of Early Death By 46% menshealth.com/fitness/a19517…

Things Mark Lawrenson hates: • Benjamin Pavard • VAR • Goal Line Technology • Players going down under minimal contact • Football • Life • Everything

Genius x.com/brian_bilston/…

I'm convinced Roy Keane is going to kill Slavan Bilic if he keeps touching his shoulder 😂 #CRONGA #WorldCup

Shout-out to all the stingy dads on Father's Day! 😂😂😂 #TheGNShow Stephen Merchant

My Da, Ron died 12 years ago after suffering heart probs for 30 yrs. At 25 he was tackled playing football. Ambulance took ages. Unconscious so my 20 yr old mum had to consent to his leg being amputated. Never moaned. Back driving hgv in 6 months. Yr ‘groin’ is nothing #topman

So agree with this. Many great analysts in game who can communicate and are not ex players x.com/sportmarketing…

Seven-year-old Anu has been showing her playground friends her brand new sports blade, and it's the most heartwarming thing you'll see today 😍😍😍

Album 2 is done.

This is very important I think. We’re only at the beginning of the effects as well. x.com/channel4news/s…

What a great idea. Would that include neighbours sitting outside talking at the top of their voices? x.com/matthewjdalby/…

We wouldn’t win the World Cup of National Anthems would we?

Raheem Sterling has some amazing qualities as a footballer but finishing is still not one of them. #ENG

Feel for the Tunisian keeper. Played v well in first ten mins or so.

At last

Kicking off our UK/EU run with the mighty Stone Sour tonight with a sold out Nottingham! See you all there! 🔥

Am taking a social media break for a while for the sake of my sanity. Logging out of Twitter Linkedin Facebook and insta. Still contactable on mobile email and WhatsApp though

This is my quote of the year. It’s so good, I decided to make it look pretty. Share away, Twitter folk. @vicgoddard is one of the good guys. As good as it gets, IMO.