Sharkweek !!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

What goes up the river at 100mph? A motor pike!

Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide!

Where does seaweed look for a job?…In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads

What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?…You can’t tuna fish

What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?…A fish tank