"Oh f**k. I'm having a three-course Wigan meal." Wigan Kebab. Smack barm. Pey wet. Babby's yed. 7,000 calories of pure Northern delight, and one very full man.

As a boy I always knew I wanted to grow up and use two factor authentication to access fast food reward points on an app

Crystal Caves is an unbelievably bad video game level

Finished with SM64, Banjo-Kazooie, and Donkey Kong 64 on my N64 binge. On to the one I have been anticipating most heavily and the final in the Rare collectathon platformer trilogy, Banjo-Tooie.

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today. ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis. appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin. Here is a photo he used for several accounts.

Alex want boing boing

Playing Ocarina of Time for the first time in a while and the Fire and Water Temples really make you forget how fun the Forest Temple is, but the Spirit Temple feels almost as good as the temples in Majora do.

Bay leaves getting the unfair reputation of "doing nothing" when parsley is right there is crazy man.

K. you should straight up blow your head off brotha ✌️

Being n0ne rocks you get to spend all day being an annoying loser making up conspiracy theories to harass and discredit players you don't like and everyone gives you space because you're still spending the social capital gained from a C tier stream bit from like eight years ago

God

You just know Elon had cards against humanity packed to take to the island

I think this year I will try to replay all of the pre-BOTW 3D Zelda games. My ranking for a while has been this and I'm curious if this will change.