vans are rarely seen hunting together

Let’s talk about books baby Let’s talk about libraries Let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things you can read Let’s talk about books

my therapist: if all of the teenage mutant ninja turtles were dangling from a cliff and you could only save one.. me: [already in tears]

When I meet a kid or baby I talk to them like they're a regular person: see any good movies lately? u have netflix? also what's the password

I haven't been online in years (months) and I don't know what to do!!!!!

DEromanticize gun culture

I wear a crown of thorns, but it's actually just a never-ending migraine.

Him: baby to me you are the world Me: is it because I’m rapidly being destroyed by the thoughtlessness of mankind Him: no I- Me: is it because of my molten hot core

If I was a teen and saw what old people were doing to this country I'd poison myself with laundry detergent too.

Looking for that special someone who enjoys divisive documentaries and the occasional "swear word" but also bingeing on vintage Mariah Carey.

[stirring my coffee with my rolled up high school diploma] I'll wash my dishes later

I don’t want to eat any carrots when I’m drunk.

Be the reason why a priest clutches their bible when they look at you.