Bro do even believe it's not butter

< stops a girl on the street > " Uhm hey, can I get a photo of you for my thinspiration blog ? "

*gets stopped on street* "how about a photo for my fashion blog?" *hands over a photo of a pizza*

My thesis will be on the relation and similarities between The Breakfast Club and Ice Age 4: Continental Drift.

< couple on a blind date > girl: what do you do for a living? guy: I slackline *girl lifts up table and throws it across the room*

< guy wearing flips flops > *flip* *flop* *flip* *flop *flips into a 1080 double spin mounted vault* Judge: 8/10

walk up to candy warehouse like what up this is a robbery give me all your candy