This is what happens when wear a coat indoors all the time - you don't feel the benefit.

Moustache

Still not quite landing on my LinkedIn journey.

Happy with my viewing choices.

Here’s a true story: when I worked with David Hasselhoff, there were some kids hanging around the set and he gave them signed SpongeBob movie DVDs because he’s in it but - and here’s the thing - they were pirate DVDs.

Mick Jagger has a ticket to ride for the cricket.

Nice to see Terry Wogan scoring for England tonight.

Americans! I'm told that Murder At Crime Manor, my Wodehouse Prize nominated novel, is now available on a Kindle Monthly Deal in the US at the stupidly low price of $0.99.

Brits! The Murder At Crime Manor paperback is out on October 31st and available to pre-order now.

US peeps, snap this up like Detective Roger LeCarre would snap up a KitKat Chunky.

I’m working on something else, something secret and shocking, which I’ll tell you all about when I’m good and ready.

I have lived in cities for nearly all of my life. They’ve all been plastered with graffiti. I could find fifty pieces of graffiti within 2 minutes walk of my front door. And yet I have never witnessed someone doing graffiti. Not once. Are we sure it’s not all done by ghosts?