Google != the web (yet) The fact that they say they aren't going to provide reports on something anymore doesn't mean it's not important on a wider scale

Me: "Mabel, it's time to go on your own bed" Mabel: "Begone"

Long shot (but I'm desperate): I've lost my (much loved) watch. A silver Tissot with brown leather strap. I lost it on holiday in Wales. We were in #Dolgellau + visited #Bala, #Fairbourne, #Barmouth & #Harlech. If anyone finds it I'd be enormously grateful. Shares appreciated!

tis the season to give fucking idiots access to pyrotechnics and traumatize dogs

Me: Mabel, I'm trying to assemble a vegetable rack here. Mabel: Do I look like I give a fuck?

Guess a lot comes down to approach trajectory as well I was always really bad at waiting to decided what I wanted to do until I actually got there.

you know it's raining quite heavily when you have noise cancelling headphones on with music also playing and you're like hmm, sounds like it's raining quite heavily (either that or you have shit noise cancelling headphones)

Alexa, what is a wheelie bin?

Anyone else have a lab that listens to too much RATM

Hi Asda Service Team I'm intrigued as to what part of your product substitution process for online orders decided that the appropriate substitute for a pack of ibuprofen was 3 bottles of bleach... #supermarketsubs

Appreciate that in the era of AI and people using AI to write code for them this is probably irrelevant and redundant but But Julie Andrews would have been an amazing lecturer in the principles of writing software back in the day. youtu.be/qnl2ocb9yDw?si…

lol at sitelinks for this query

Do not disturb my slumber unless it involves food

Listening to this for the first time on vinyl. Still remember when you recommend this to me on msn Vicky Child 🕸️🕷️🕸️

I don't know if there is a customer service hall of fame but if there is Screaming Frog need to be inducted into it.

Awesome customer service from Elementor even though it was a screw up on my part in not changing renewal settings they've been super responsive and helped arrange a refund as no longer using but they have a great product.