NONE of my friends allowed to give speeches at my wedding.😂 soon as i hear a “i remember this one time..” AHT AHT gimme the mic😂

I hate my body and I just want to lose weight but I JUST CANT STOP EATING!!!!

after venting do you ever just sit back and think like “I shoulda kept that to myself” or are you normal

White jeans on men are petrifying

Dunno what age I’m gonna stop saluting magpies and refusing to walk over 3 drains

When someone’s in your bed and they’re like ‘your bed is so comfy’ and you just sit there with a big grin because it’s your pride and joy

Lowest rate of covid, because not even Covid-19 wants to be in Yeovil

anyone else been ridiculously exhausted these days no matter how much sleep u get or is that just me

Can’t watch Faye’s awks banter #LoveIsland

#MIDNIGHTatPLT

Why are Tuesdays so much more brutal than mondays

See Tickets? We can’t… #Glastonbury

Mitchel really said 'and this is why I've won Mad Moves' 😮 #LoveIsland

Happy Punch we all know who won

See Tickets Glastonbury Festival Can’t See Tickets

StarWars is wank