I just wanna be at a Jonas Brother concert

Phils are hot.

save me awsten in the frog shirt save me

"see you in 2025" is keeping me alive

“have you ever tried this one? 😉”

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

"you're weird to end friendships over political views" ITS NOT POLITICAL VIEWS ITS MY LIFE, MY RIGHTS, YOUR DAUGHTER, YOUR MOTHER, YOUR WIFE. you traded all of that for GROCERIES

i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.

TIMELINE GETTING MY HOPES UP IN A REAL WAY, I KNOW IT’S JUST RUMORS BUT IM SMILING SO BIG PLEASE DON’T HOPEBAIT ME JUST LET IT BE DONE

JORDAN DAVIS ARE YOU SHITTING MY ASS

derek why did you get your outfit from blaine anderson's closet #dwts

His love was the key that opened my thighs. New heights ⬆️ Manhood I ain’t gotta knock on wood 🪵 …it sounds cocky 😬 Oh this writing will go over yall heads We up dancing to this 🎀 Yes ma’am Yes Max 🫡

No because I'm like THERE like I'm HERE TAYLOR I GET IT I GET IT #TLOASG

about to mute the words panic! at the disco, brendon urie and new perspective for my own sanity

Honestly congratulations to Kate Bush for Stranger Things this is the best thing that could have ever happened to her