FOLKS TRYING TO FIND EXCUSES OR BLAME THE OFFICIALS… I’M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND SAY THE EAGLES LOST BECAUSE PATRICK MAHOMES SCORED ON EVERY DRIVE OF THE SECOND HALF.

...who in the actual f*ck puts "I like petites" on their dating profile?? Is it just too much trouble for these scumbags to put "I'm a sizeist jerk who only likes skinny girls" or do they really just see us as a dress size and nothing else? #datingfail

5 drinks to know me: --chai tea --any latte --moscato --Waterlook sparkling water --Coke (I never claimed to be anything but basic, y'all)

Since there are tornadoes in Dallas right now, this is a fun time to remember tornado warnings when I was a kid. The dudes: "Hey Roger! Look! Look! I think that's a funnel cloud touching down next to us!" Their wives: "GET IN THIS CELLAR, DO YOU WANT ME TO BE A WIDOW"

Look, Aragorn son of Arathorn had a REAL impact on my expectations of what a good man looks like when I started dating, and I am here to tell y'all that I have yet to find anyone to measure up

This is hat happens when politically motivated business execs are running a state education agency instead of...oh, I don't know...ACTUAL TEACHERS AND ADMINS.

Cannot believe I wasted an entire evening and a full face of makeup on some entitled asshat who ended the date with "I'm just feeling the friend vibe" after being the most patronizing oblivious jerk known to humankind

Me finally updating a fic, what even is happening right now archiveofourown.org/works/38780490…

I feel like this is a golden opportunity to remind those sanctimonious blowhards that faith without works is dead, so unless they plan on accompanying this with bills to feed the hungry & expand Medicaid access & help orphans in foster care, sounds like dead as a doornail to me.

Yeahhhh...Meghan Trainor can apologize all she wants. She said it. She meant it. And, as a classroom educator, I hope she ends up paying for it with $$$ lost in every business she's a part of.

Happiest of birthdays, sam! Hope it's been an absolutely lovely day! 🥳🥳🥳

Those cowards in the House don't want to have the hear the price of their decisions. Not a single one of them who voted for open carry and looser gun laws wants to think about the children dead in Uvalde. Dade Phelan, care to weigh in? Or did you want this father silenced too?

I just want y'all to know that out of all the dudes in TV comedies of the past 20 years, Leonard from the Big Bang Theory and Ted Mosby from HIMYM are the two who deserve the least rights. I can deal with a lot in a character, but being a constant narcissistic whinybaby? Uh-uh.

I am pleased to announce to y'all that I have now begun the yeehaw show and I'm captivated. I'm not sure that at this point I feel the need to write Beth/Rip fic but I have a sneaking suspicion that day is forthcoming. 🤠

In other news...finally updated a fic almost a solid year after the last update. If anybody's still out there who enjoyed the farmer's market AU, it still lives! Hope you enjoy. :) archiveofourown.org/works/40196817…

Y'all, I am enjoying the yeehaw show tremendously, but where in the everloving hell did they get Teeter's accent?! That's not from ANYWHERE in Texas. Or anywhere in the South, for that matter. Taylor Sheridan, explain yourself, sir.

Watching Isabeau Levito skate is like watching poetry on ice. Absolutely beautiful #SkateAmerica

All right, Amber...c'mon, hometown girl 💕

Ohhhhh, that breaks my heart...the crowd still screaming her name even as she's in tears coming off the ice. Oh Amber 😭 #SkateAmerica