Tis a hot sunny day & I am reminded that if I'd been born before the invention of AC, I would be forced to live in a cold, dark grotto in the foggiest, most haunted possible forest. Air conditioning is all that stands between me and swamphagdom.

Out here terrorizing local menfolk 😘

I think my cat is just a dude wearing a little fuzzy suit because...

Had to mute the bear tweet. I got tired of random dudes screaming in my face that I shouldn't be wary of them & I deserve to be mauled to death. Peace out, lads ✌️

Posted a tweet about male violence being bad this afternoon and have since been called a misandrist, an ableist slur, hysterical, and overall a man-hating idiot by several dudes.

The irony of it all.

Couldn't keep my vow not to mess with my hair until 2025 and now here we are with red bangs

Men getting mad about the bear question are a red flag, full stop

Unwinding for the evening with a serial killer documentary & a warm beverage, as one does

My traumatized ass will really have a whole panic attack over one email, then crack jokes about the most heinous incidents from my past & wonder why everyone is looking at me weird.

Any opportunity I get to put creepy skulls on things, I'mma do it 💀

Felt human enough to venture into daylight

sometimes existing in the world feels like sandpaper on raw flesh so you have to lie down in the dark for a while

I love working with Q&C so much, they always give me the most darkly delightful projects to create covers for 🖤🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛

I need to be more mindful ordering groceries online.

Added a bag of chips to my cart. Delivery showed up this morning.

The chips were Halloween treat sized 😭

Weekend plans: lurking in my grotto, hunched over the pale light of my laptop like the freelancer goblin that I am.

The best thing about being an eldritch little oddball is that after a while, people stop expecting you to be normal at all.
It is so freeing.

Every day brings me closer to disappearing into a bog