A random small child sprinted up and handed this to me. Free snacks are free snacks, I won't question it.

Blood red to suit my mood 💅🏻

The laws of the universe dictate that one must first read the cooking instructions on the back of your food packaging, then toss said packaging, then retrieve it again at least thrice from the kitchen garbage to re-read the instructions.

Finding items on triple discount must trigger the same dopamine rush as my hunter-gatherer ancestors felt upon discovering a particularly abundant berry bush. I am extremely pleased.

I was gifted a perfect bookmark set

Recently did a brand update for Zoe Chant's 7+ book Firefighter series, it was a lot of fun 🔥❤️‍🔥

Just as an aside, can they please find a new insult? This is giving 2016

Oops, I did it again*

*slept in my eyeliner and woke up looking like a disheveled racoon

This picture holds so many insecurities for me. I've always been made to dislike my smile, my profile, etc. But this was a joyful moment, and I'm not going to let the ghosts of abuses past rob me of that.

Side note, you'll never guess what made me giggle

Like I said, totally normal!

She's healing beautifully 🖤

This is honestly the best review of my work I could ask for 🥰

'If you get tattoos, you're gonna regret it! It's an irreparable permanent decision that will impact your whole exitance!!'

Me: *forgets she has tattoos 90% of the time*

Now we're devouring a giant pretzel and cheese sauce 🥰

Every time I start to feel weighed down by despair, orcas sink another yacht and I am reminded that there is still some good in this world.

I've said it before, but it bears repeating: 'I would try to sleep with you if I was younger' is not a compliment!!