i’m 26 & i got botox lol

asking uber truth or dare at 3 am

ending night with uber driver whos starting their day = besties in a weird way

kill is the new marry in kill fuck marry

Liza Minnelli has outlived the Internet Explorer Browser. After 27 years, Microsoft is officially shutting it down.

in a 6 am uber 3rd wheeling asking for aux lol

I LOVE BEING A STUPID DUMB SLUTTY BITCH!

Judge Stein: Ms. Shah, what did you do? Shah: Wire fraud, offering services with little to no value. We used interstate telephones and emails. I knew many of the purchasers were over the age of 55. I am so sorry.

seeing metallics at lolla for the first time

So obsessed with Dorit's regular drink order

playing kings cup 9 is blind(fold)

just sent a bitchy lil email to my landlord! fingers crossed im not kicked out! 🤞

hate hate hate going home for the holidays

the graphic transitions on ultimate girl trip have consistently been sooo bad but like funny idk what to feel lol

Got the new Lady Gaga merch🔥

i just watched the craziest movie ever… its called the cell… j lo is the main character… its giving trigger warning… but production design slay house down boots

someone: mesopotamia me: i messaged potamia earlier today

i love when i say vodka soda and airport bartender says.. double? 💕

The official trailer for ‘TWISTERS’ has been released. In theaters July 19, 2024.

charli xcx with gays in chicago💚