Kind of personality editors tend to have: Type-O

My ten year anniversary in the US. Ten things I’ve learned.   Eight are funny, 12 are depressing (adjusted for inflation) itseyalcohen.com/2024/08/10/ten…

Rorschach test but it’s me biting my cuticles so i see stress

When someone asks you to break a 20 but you don't have the two bills necessary for the task the situation is untenable

person that helps a musical group when a member has a cut on their finger: band-aid

What I do for fun? Google “define synonym” and see if I get a definition for synonym or a synonym for define

Considering writing a book about the benefits of planting trees just so I can have a section at the beginning titled “Pro-log”

“if you ask me to connect the wires again, I’ll refuse” “so is that a yes or a no”

God gives his toughest battles* to his strongest soldiers *starting page numbers not on the first page of a Word Doc

My debut book, Take the L, is coming out in August 2025. Biggest W of my life. Pre-order now: amazon.com/Take-Understan…

Four years on, four months out. Take the L coming August 1, pre-order link in bio

I want a Gap gap relationship (i still wear their stuff and you still think i may be gay)

Need AJ Brown reading this on the bench after a Hurts interception

Unemployed communications majors having a quarter life crisis

"Seeing the image of him from the final day of last season, his young family and the trophy he worked towards is a reminder that whole families feel as though they collaborate in this thing of ours. The starkest grief though is theirs. The loss is theirs. The burden is theirs.

A Standalone Story: On death, love, grief, community, and paths we have to walk alone, together eyallfc.substack.com/p/a-standalone… #Jota #Liverpool #Anfield

Faces and Names: October 7th 2025 in Israel eyallfc.substack.com/p/faces-and-na…