If Paqueta is found not guilty today. He and West Ham should sue the FA into bankruptcy. So bad that they have to sell wembley and stop funding women's football.

2055 BREAKING NEWS: Lucas Paquetá retires from football after becoming West Ham’s longest-serving player of all time and a brief spell in managing the Irons. Meanwhile, the FA says the betting scandal verdict is “imminent.”

Things we can now do in the UK that we couldn’t do last week: - Walk into the homes of single mums uninvited. - Threaten to slit the throats of people we don’t like.

Angela Rayner's new holiday home would make a great HMO for 18 dinghy bandits.

Yesterday: The left suggested that Reform are traitors for suggesting they'd make a deal with the Taliban over Afghan deportations. Today: It no longer seems treasonous. The world turns fast.

After all the things I’ve said to him. It took Rylan to finally break him. They really are demoralised. Keep the boot on their necks though lads. Let’s finish the job.

No wonder Paqueta hung up on Villa 😂

I wonder if Angela Rayner can afford the mortgage repayments on her swanky new pad now that she’s had a massive reduction in her salary.

If I hear one more thing about Right Wing extremism when more dangerous and deadly left wing extremism exists I’m going to go mad. Pray for Charlie Kirk.

Charlie Kirk's final action was proving exactly what the left are. RIP

Leftists - Ha see he's MAGA

I saw a leftist murder Charlie Kirk and I saw them celebrate it

hasanabi Nope, we're TheGoodGuys Our flag proves it, if youre against me youre the bad guy

You won't get stoned to death for wearing a bikini in church....

Watching the left, especially the media, go from "well, Charlie Kirk did kind of deserve it because he said some stuff" to total free speech absolutists over the last 24 hours has been a wild ride.

Has Zarah Sultana MP been arrested yet? If not, why not? #YourParty

If Antifa literally means anti-fascist and if you’re against Antifa then you’re pro-fascist. Then MAGA literally means Make America Great Again and if you’re against MAGA then you’re anti-American.

Digital IDs: William Hague says most voters back them. Do you?

youtube.com/watch?v=xLN9Vo… This one feels like 2016 Sargon. Absolutely brilliant video Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿