Fuck

Remember everyone the show is now NEXT WEEK and not tonight. Be honest you totally weren’t coming tn, were you?

Ooooo luka put up 60 stfu Wilt put up literally 100. A single-triple if you will

Hey Lois it’s 2023 heheheheheh

There’s fucking nothing joy division did that Billy Idol didn’t do better tweet it

If chic fil a so religious why do they serve meat on fridays

The most unrealistic thing about Breaking Bad is that there’s a woman in her 40s named Skyler. There’s zero chance some 60s-70s ass parents named their kid that

Jump back in? I never left baby

Seriously. Check on your parents bumming your HBO account. They 1000% don’t know how to install the new max app on their TV

At least I don’t have the rook coffee logo tattooed on me

A remake of Willy Wonka but instead of golden tickets he gives out chlamydia to NYU students

I ain't typing "X" into the URL bar my wife is right behind me

X dot com huh?

Wasn’t it pretty fucking cool when 50 Cent ruled the music world?

This mf really gonna “pardon” a turkey. And for what crime?

I love A-Rod. Alivia Rodrigo

love this pic of us