BPE (big pizza energy)

Congratulations to E(van)BITA for being selected to the 2022 #40GatorsUnder40 class! Evan serves as general counsel to Poshmark and just finished writing and illustrating a children's book. He is a UF College of Liberal Arts and Sciences '07 and UF Levin College of Law '10 graduate. UFlorida Alumni SF #GatorNation #GoGators

Big Tech to ETA / Search Fund bros be like: "what do you mean there's no one to delegate this to?"

Tech M&A: massive data rooms, multiple calls, army of lawyers SMB M&A: iphone notes file and vibes

"accidentally" leaving pro forma financial models at kindergarten open houses in anticipation for a liquidity event around elementary school graduation.

vibes founder vaguely brainstorming a massive new business initiative to the ops team before signing off for the weekend.

"I know you're busy so i'll make this quick..."

"hey evan what are you getting into this weekend?" what im getting into:

"do you wanna schedule time to learn more?"

"what data do you have to backup this decision?"

The greatest lie I've ever been told is that my browser will be remembered.

me building a killer powerpoint deck

The L in LOI stands for Love.

The F in DCF Analysis stands for Friday.

national championship > super bowl and it's not even close

bitcoin is so 2025. we're levering rapture derivatives in 2026.

E(van)BITA You sir are a man among boys

I don't #workout to stay in shape. I workout to eat more #pizza Pizza Hut Pizza Hut UK Pizza Hut India Pizza Hut Malaysia PizzaHutPak Pizza Hut Canada

E(van)BITA Pizza Hut Pizza Hut UK Pizza Hut India Pizza Hut Malaysia PizzaHutPak once again proving that you can have your pizza and eat it too. 🍕💪🏼🍰

Pizza Hut Canada E(van)BITA Pizza Hut Pizza Hut UK Pizza Hut Malaysia PizzaHutPak that's the spirit Evan :)