Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate. There is no rain without thunder. - Matthew Wineman

When you watch horror you shit yourself. When you watch it in the toilet your shit goes back in.

Haunting of Hill House is lit af 🔥🔥🔥

What’s this warning cigarette picture?! 😂 looks like the kid from ju-on!

So I’ve been using Microsoft Edge (the new Internet Explorer) for a while now. Decent and fast. Also functions as a pdf viewer.

RIP Steve

Sometimes I feel I don’t drink coffee. I feel the coffee drinks me instead.

All these work and meetings this week and next week. I just want to rest and celebrate Christmas! :(

When you have alcohol and then coffee and your body can’t decide whether to feel sleepy or awake 😳😳😳😳😳😳

Godzilla cloud

Name a more iconic duo

Wear glasses to sleep if you want to see in your dreams.

Last time I tweeted (X’d?) it was still Twitter. 🐦

I’m slipping down this slope. Slowly but surely.

Reading an old (2022) magazine while waiting for the movie to start. I’ve always witnessed open-air/drive-thru cinemas in media but have yet to be in one. This is a first.

I was told by a friend that I’m picnic-ing on top of an old cemetery (it’s now just an open field). Pretty apt for this time of the year - Chinese calendar-wise.

I was previously averse to tassel loafers. I always thought them too jiggly and frilly. And I always thought loafers looked better brown. But these black tassel loafers are growing on me. #loafers #fugashin