I'm not schizophrenic it's just everything really is connected

happy valentine's day 🩷

I just realized that all of this is just Zoolander in real life

"nothing ever truly touches" is scienceslop that gets experiencemogged by lovemaxxing

Carnaval is echt goed want ik houd van verkleden en coma zuipen

Da ge t moar wit

Er is weinig beter dan met je vrienden lekker zat dansen in de kroeg

Random pretty girlie noemde mn wenkbrauwen spang op de wc, ik heb het gemaakt 💯💯

You have no idea how much I resent AI for completely ruining a perfectly good sentence structure: "It's not just x – it's y." You cannot write that anymore. Everyone will assume it's AI or get derailed wondering if it's AI. We've been robbed of an entire sentence form.

Sad but true.

This is basically me but instead of a stuffed monkey I’ve got drugs and alcohol

that is the most homosexual cigarette grip i’ve ever seen

Learning Dutch, day 7 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

the meat in the mcrib is from people killed in the electric chair but since capital punishment is on the decline they run out so that’s why it’s seasonal ⓘ Community Note —————————————————— This is 100% true. ——————————————————

Finally a kid without a smartphone

Ze moeten een carnaval uitvinden waar je niet ziek van wordt

Ik ben gwn te ziek om te blowen. Lieve Heer, waar heb ik dit aan verdiend? 😔🙏🏻