If only they hadn’t dedicated most of their budget on Agent 47 for dealing with whistleblowers.

In response to everyone telling me I’m going to become an evil business man, I will now immediately begin embezzling money from various charities.

Fuck it we ball

Fuck. I’m still alive.

Bruh I can finish all this in under 15 minutes

Fuck. I’m still alive.

Once again, I love white women.

Put the cartels in charge of higher education

Fuck. I’m still alive.

WE’VE GOT A CANNON 😂😂😂 #CollegeGameDay

Fuck. I’m still alive.

needed AI to get a picture of elon with his kids lmao

The world if Titanfall 3 existed

Fuck. I’m still alive.

How I look at the cashier while my card is inserted into the chip reader trying to buy Plan B and pringles

Fuck. I’m still alive.

Oh, we made Elon mad lol.

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Bush during 9/11