#ZuckBucks? Really #meta? Russ Hanneman wants his royalties. #RussBucks

I feel like I just read The Big Book of LinkedIn Bio Headlines

Now that Elon Musk is the sole owner of twitter, will you be deactivating your account?

IDEA: Every restaurant rename all menu items to include the price like “The $11 burger” or “the $5 taco” so that Grubhub, Uber eats, and DoorDash have to be transparent about the huge upcharge they’re pocketing and not passing along to drivers.

SWEEEEEEEEEEP!!!

Hi Elon Musk, it looks like you’re trying to fuck around. Would you like to find out?

Doesn’t upload for 4 months. Gets 72k views in the first 2 hours. Fresh footy from Casey Neistat is legit and @candicepool is stunning on the red carpet. youtu.be/oED9tZyI-vU

Jimmy Buffett suggests that changing your latitude changes your attitude. Casey Neistat did just that and this video oozes happiness. So awesome to see you happy, energetic, and creating again my guy. youtu.be/igZ6PoZAszQ

Today the first episode of On with Kara Swisher dropped. This podcast is everything I always knew Kara Swisher is but likely wasn't allowed to be by producers. It's raw, pulls no punches, and it's fucking hilarious. Highly recommend. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/on-…

Go find your eternal Gangsters Paradise COOLIO. Rest in Power.

When you disrupt an industry a competitor will often just buy you. “If someone walks in and says $200 million, you take it. My next dollar isn’t going to change my life and I get a lot more enjoyment just fucking ‘em up.” Mark Cuban on the viability of costplusdrugs.com

I can’t help but think Gavin is going to run Hooli into the ground and have to sell it to Pied Piper for pennies on the dollar.

#LoveWhereYouWorked

Well, when the team that handled this is either fired or quits… 🤷‍♂️ Advertises should love this. I wonder if the My Pillow guy will step up his ad spend now. Hopefully it’s enough to compensate for the #advertisers bailing out.

Yo drock, I need a Drock in Dallas, tx on Friday April 14th. Know anyone?

Still looking for a drock style #videographer in #Dallas for 4/13 - 4/14. If you know someone send em my way pls.

Hey @Twitter, thanks for making my notifications tab completely useless.

$5,000 fine for Ross Colton? Seriously NHL? He should be kicked out of the league entirely, dude is nothing but a thug.