@BatCowOfGotham (picks up RPG) Are you?

@BatCowOfGotham Oh fuck me...

@BatCowOfGotham I'm gonna need a tank

@BatCowOfGotham The bastard who owns it won't let me borrow it.

@BatCowOfGotham Your mother drank pool water when she was pregnant, didn't she?

@BatCowOfGotham damn

Most folks think I use Taylor Swift's lipstick. I don't. I just really, really like KoolAid.

Guess who's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!

[looking for RP, single and weird, please RT]

I'm in the mood to receive a check for $20,000. Also, a backrub. And a dead Robin. Also some Netflix and Chill.

It's #FreakyFriday, what atrocities are we giving Gotham tonight?!

@FabledMask Just fuck everyone

What part of a bee makes honey? BEEZ NUTS! HAHAHAHAHA! I am so alone...

Harley, when I say "Netflix and chill," I mean it. Watch Daredevil quietly or GTFO. Stop trying to make out with the hyenas around.

Harley, I swear, call me Puddin one more time, I'm getting a refund for the Frozen on Ice tickets.

Kinda wanna be an actor. Or an astronaut. Or Samuel L. Jackson. HARLEY! Where is my super suit?!??

Weddings are fun, they said. We need a comedian, they said. Great until you accidentally gas the crowd after the speeches. Oops.

Me: I'm not eating for at least a week. Me: HOLY FUCK ARE THOSE NACHOS?!??!!!

@MinxGotClaws You don't bite, do you?

Chamber of Secrets logic: That is a floating cupcake. I'm gonna eat the hell out of it, without figuring out where it came from. Genius.