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JD Vance has the energy of the guy they bring out to talk financing when you’re buying a car who only looks at your husband

“The rules were you guys weren’t going to fact check” is the most unironically hilarious thing to say during a debate. Like how is your official defense “I was told I would be allowed to lie”

ARAGORN: The One Ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master BOROMIR: And what would a ranger know of this matter? LEGOLAS: This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn BOROMIR: the rules were that you guys weren't going to fact-check

"This hurricane is nearing the mathematical limit of what Earth's atmosphere over this ocean water can produce." uhh

Liz Dente The times demand a return to Altavista

Doug Pembry We must Ask Jeeves to save the planet

Introducing your 2024 Fat Bear Week 👑 128 GRAZER! The first working mom to ever be crowned champion.

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"Otis was often the first bear who new bear cam viewers learn to distinguish from the rest, Fitz says. With his light brown fur and floppy right ear, some viewers say he resembles a well-loved teddy bear." RIP KING.

Hello from the Cape Cod light show 🤩

god!! what have you done!!! you're a big bony girl!!! and you dance on the porch

I’m not Jeff fuckin Besos, Beth

FASCINATING thread about tiktok internal docs, including that people get addicted after 260 videos which could be as little as 35 minutes

I am going to put together a thread covering Trump's interview with the Economic Club of Chicago. Follow along for clips and commentary.

I’m sorry Kroger is doing what now

The thing you’re experiencing is called the Dunning-Krueger effect