There’s a funnel cake stand down the street every day, and sheesh, the devil is alive and well.

I just ran my Keurig with no mug under it. How’s your Monday going?

Would have been good from 60

You’re not gonna not get late night Halloween themed Krispy Kreme doughnuts when the Hot Now light is on, right?

There are two kinds of people in the world...people who admit to loving Arby's and liars.

Y’all keep that turkey slander off my timeline today

Is there a better compliment to receive than to hear from your dentist, “Your teeth look great, and I can tell you’ve been flossing.”?

I’m in the Twilight Zone reedy

I tested positive for Covid-19 today. Instead of feeling embarrassed or scared, I’m sharing a post of gratitude. My @whoop band detected an elevated respiratory rate which prompted me to get tested. Otherwise, I’d be walking around positive and asymptomatic. Thank you, Whoop 💪🏽

.#ClubPhilthy repaying a favor in the form of dropping off sliders at my house is what I really love to see.

To celebrate #BlackHistoryMonth, SADA, An Insight company sent all employees these incredible vegan cookies from Black and female owned Aerodrome in New Jersey 🙌🏽

This didn’t age well 🥴

Recover quickly! And thanks for sharing. Monitor your Respiratory Rate folks 👇🏼

You cop all my style. What else is new?

Witnessed perhaps the worst cumulative string of pick up hoops games by #ClubPhilthy this morning I’ve ever seen. Absolutely catastrophic.

This guy #ClubPhilthy went 0/1 on pass attempts tonight in our flag football game and it was an INT 😂

Me on my way to the concession stand today for my third Bojangles Chicken Supremes box by halftime

Me sitting in the corner trying to survive this kids bday party at Chuck E Cheese

Big time players make big time plays in big time games #ClubPhilthy

Prayers up for my dear friend #ClubPhilthy. Got sniped from rafters this morning.