Me: *opens and closes instagram to see if it'll work again* Facebook and Instagam: #FacebookDown

To all my friends who work as digital marketers/ social media specialists: take a day off and have a good rest 😂 #FacebookDown

Even If You're Trying To Avoid Grubhub By Calling Your Favorite Restaurant Directly, Grubhub Could Still Be Charging It A Fee. Ridiculous. #grubhub #covid19 #coronavirus buzzfeednews.com/article/veness…

#FridayMotivation tip: never tell a bartender “Happy Friday!”

On your 15th birthday, @Twitter we have an important message for you. #TwitterBirthdayPlea

Aw, buddy. No wonder.

What is pro-life about losing the baby AND the mother? #whatthefuck

Need some #MondayMotivation? Order your #NYE tickets today! bit.ly/1OoWxGu #Chicago

A little something I whipped up. #art #abstract

@BrianFraze thanks beb!

Here are some local groups you can help this #GivingTuesday: @LakeviewPantry Anti-Cruelty St. Jude #Giving

woooo!! #ayziggy x.com/BGathletics/st…

Why fear outsiders when we are killing our own people??? This is out of control. #stop x.com/BuzzFeedNews/s…

Let's do one more #tbt for fun.... #art #abstract #acrylic #swirlyshit instagram.com/p/-1dPT2mvES/

#tbt to one of my favorite paintings. #art #acrylic #eyebaaaallllll instagram.com/p/-1cCt5GvCE/

Come visit me at STATE Restaurant for a Bears win!!!! #beardown

Best trivia in Chicago!! x.com/STATEChicago/s…

Community: Top Ten Things To Do For St. Patricks Day In Chicago buzzfeed.com/chicagolifeeve… # via buzzfeeders STATE Restaurant COME HAVE FUN!

I am a military veteran, a proud Texan, and a gun owner, and I am sick and tired of seeing "thoughts and prayers" tweets from politicians who clearly care far more about their NRA campaign contributions than making this a safer country for our children. #Parkland

Yes. x.com/BG_Football/st…