Already looks like he works at The Hope and Ruin to be fair

Yeah that tracks

Fake (band) news

The “24 hour city” in question

Famous author Jamie Webster

Theatre is so back

Genuinely going to this in Grimsby tonight which feels like a fitting tribute

Kate Middleton breaks cover: Smiling Princess of Wales is pictured with Prince William during visit to farm shop in image that will silence the conspiracy theorists

Shortest Geezer

Finally a spotlight on emerging talent like Jess Glynne

Local journalism is so back

Indie artists when you ask them if they went to private school

Why is Tame Impala recording in Shrek’s gaff

Devastating news for the “I’ll buy you a drink in there if you get the cab” community

“A second Liam C video has hit the timeline”

Last night I went from watching England win a penalty shootout straight to Robbie Williams at Hyde Park. Now I understand how being an astronaut must feel.

Heard Gigs and Tours may be down because too many people are trying to access the interview I did with JET after winning a competition in 2010

Fantano gets it. (Shitboys album 3 out 20 September)

Dave Grohl missed a trick not opening this statement with “I've got another confession to make”