The blessing and the curse of neurodivergency: boss wants to be passive aggressive and have me read between the lines. I refuse and ask for explicit communication. She communicates that everything is fine but continues to say and do the opposite. Lather rinse repeat x4! Today

Fascinating.

What if we all just migrate over to the same google doc

We are cringe. But we are free.

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We have mistaken longevity as a sign of a successful marriage.

The threat of a yellow card doesn’t stop players diving, fouling or abusing referees but it has stopped them showing solidarity with those who are threatened with death for being in love. What an absolute fucking farce.

Jon Richardson Allyship is about consequences. If they won’t make even this tiny feeble statement at a crucial time for fear of a consequence they’d better stop pretending by wearing rainbow armbands etc at times when there’s no ‘risk’ Allyship without consequence is mockery

I finally made it to the motherland.

Our Flag Means Death is a coming-of-age story where the age is 46.

If you think Daniel Craig and Hugh Grant were married in Glass Onion just because one of them is a detective, dresses fun, and they live together - you are legally obligated to also believe all iterations of Holmes and Watson are a couple. That’s just science.

pick your friends up from the airport, help them move, help them with their problems, cook for them, watch their pets when they aren’t, get them medicine when they’re sick, talk to them, sit with them, hold them. love your friends while you can and do it loudly.

5… but probably only 4 by the end of the year. No tattoos YET

GUESS WHOS BACK BITCHES 💃 🌈 tell me what I’ve missed! (Besides all of you 😘😘😘)

TIL hozier is a 33 year old man and not 4,987 year old ethereal being like I previously assumed. Sounds fake.