"You're"! Or maybe it's spelled that way on purpose to piss of the employee who gets the card!

A rechargeable...what?!

It has to mean that the squirrel was an accomplice, right?

In reference to an earlier post of a woman who stabbed her husband with a squirrel: Prompt: "A drawing of a hybrid of a dangerous looking squirrel and a human woman yelling and holding a knife in a kitchen, preparing to pounce."

My thoughts on a scholar I frequently get asked about #maklelan2259 youtu.be/4KdsQ8mfvtc

What's the difference between JD Vance and a sofa bed? The sofa bed pulls out of the couch (Facebook AI art):

I think that Pence is likely in the Witness Protection program. Reporter shouts to a guy quickly walking away: “Mike…!” [Guy wearing an obviously fake overly large black mustache turns]: “You must have me confused with someone else. My name is…Miguel!”

In this week’s #Torah portion (Deut 21:11) we read of permissible rape in the case of a beautiful captive. Biblical marriage is done via coitus, so she is his until he get bored with her and sends her away. He cannot sell her “because he raped עינתה her” (made her a wife).

Well, one could make the point that YHVH was occasionally referred to as "they", unless that means that He was hanging out with His Divine Buddies! ;)

This was a poster put up by religious zealots (men, of course!) saying that an exposed lower calf 🦵 of a woman is akin to her presenting her nakedness. It then mansplains with a diagram as to how long a dress should be according to halacha (Rabbinical law).

Trump: “In Springfield, Ohio, they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the pets…” Yup. I had that on my Bingo card!

Coming soon is the non-Biblical holiday “Rosh Hashanah”, a holiday about repentance and the non-biblical view that “on this day the world was created”. Creation took place on the SEVENTH month?!

Exodus 33:23: And God said unto Moses, "BEHOLD, I will show unto thee mine hinder parts." And then He turned the other cheek! (AI generated image. Not mine!)

For those of you old enough to remember Alf...

Flying spaghetti monster - Made with #leonardoai, animated with #luma

In this week’s #Torah portion, there are two commandments that are the subject of apologetics. Deut 22:28, where a virgin Hebrew is raped, the rapist is fined and can never divorce from her. Deut 21:11, where if you rape a non-Hebrew captive, she’s yours. You cannot resell her.