Not my Uber UK driver arriving, cancelling, driving away and then returning to pick someone else up.

The rich must be incentivised to do well, the poor must be punished.

The reward for poor people to "stop using Netflix, drinking fancy coffee and eating avocado on toast" is landlords, power companies and vendors increasing their prices again. But the problem isn't at the top, with the rich, oh no.

The UK: Yeah we're drowning in energy costs because it'll be years before we can generate our own, sufficiently Also UK: Yes let's welcome these AI server farms that use the same amount of energy as a small country.

"But the [inaccessible and rewritten to suit] constitution!"

Imagine living in a world where you had literally anything you could possibly need to survive, possibly forever with care, and reducing it year after year because a handful of people wanted to be able to say "haha I have more of this than you". Oh, we do.

The government won't close a legal loophole that loses tens of billions to offshore accounts and tax dodging but will create a new law to ban 0.5% of the population from using the toilet of their choice. Alriiiiiiiiiight, let's go populism.

Imagine being so stupid and consumed with hatred and self-righteousness that you see people rowing for charity and immediately take to social media to announce them as illegal migrants, and follow them.

2025 is when we discovered Nazi salutes were alright but being vocally opposed to genocide makes you the real terrorist

I still think the funniest part of all *that* mess is they genuinely think their president is at the pinnacle of health.

Alright this is fucking hilarious

For fuck's sake, can't even get a toxic roof now, doctor surgeries have gone woke

It's insane watching America slag off freedom of speech in fringes here when then their president literally bought the courts, set up masked paramilitary forces to kidnap people, ignores court rulings he put in place and is currently treating DC like a despotic sandbox.

America went mental because of a tariff on tea, and are proud of it still, but a paedophile running the country imposing an authoritarian and despotic regime is celebrated alriiiiiight

I hate that capitalism dictates you must feel guilty for trying to do better for yourself. Won't give me a payrise? Ok I'll look elsewhere. But now I'm disloyal. I must be grateful that they pay as little as possible. It's only greed when the lowest on the ladder want more money.

Just Eat: Let's charge more than the restaurant does Also Just Eat: And charge a delivery fee, we aren't a charity Yet again, Just Eat: And stick on a service charge, but only at 11%, we're not monsters Once more, Just Eat: But make the driver tip optional, don't take the piss