any of these classics

Elastica Updates “Korean sheet mask” has 15 letters. You know what else has 15 letters? “Vital connection,” a line from Elastica’s hit song, “Connection.” Did Donna Matthews just hint at a Elastica reunion?? Put your thoughts in the comments down below!

Elastica has completely avoided leaning into nostalgia by refusing to reunite. We should applaud their devotion to the artistry of their craft.

Am I getting cancelled

lana knew not to mention candida doyle

Justine Frischmann was recently spotted outside her California home screaming, crying, and, according to some reports, throwing up.

🚨 Elastica’s Justin Welch speaks on the recent controversy between Ethel Cain and Lana del Rey: “Girl, I can’t with this mess.”

🚨 Guitarist Donna Matthews expresses frustration towards Letterboxd users in new interview. “Can’t stand when people put their star rating system in their bio. We don’t gaf.”

No one believed in me until I made it big… but now that we’re almost at one hundred million followers everyone wants to switch up

I will be asking the DJ to play Elastica’s hit song “Connection” at the reception🙂‍↕️

Thank you for one hundred million thousand followers, I wouldn’t have been able to do it without my hairdresser who asked if my reference photo of Justine was me and Elastica Update’s intern, my gay housemate who tells me what’s funny☺️☺️

Told my darling beloved mother my fan account has 100 followers and she asked if I meant my only fans #okay

Oh whoops sorry no updates today I went outside. They’re still broken up though.

🚨 Justine Frischmann reportedly fed her cat ten minutes later than usual this morning, causing it to scream and swipe at her. More information on the attack as details unfold.

Elastica = vodka, scotch, and loads of beer

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Elastica has still not gotten back together.

Guys what are Elastica fans called

Tell me why Elastica’s best albums start with either an E or T😍😍

here we go again 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 IM RIDING IN YOUR CAR 😘😘😘😇😇

Me when someone asks what they offer at a barber shop: