I hope he’s done his homework. Unreal.

Mo money, Mo problems

Ronaldo knows he’ll be arrested when he lands in US, so he’s trying to get himself banned from the World Cup

Are they playing Sweet Caroline on the Aviva speakers during the middle of a test match? Sweet fucken Jesus more like.

Hey Grok, who’s got the smallest micro penis ranked in order between Elon Musk, Donald J Trump and Mark Zuckerberg?

Wanting kids to live isn’t antisemitic 💔

The shinniest of overhead kicks. Ronnie Whelan-esque.

Slot starting to sound like Hodgson with all his excuses and his mediocre benchmarking.

It’s 11 degrees at Wolves and 30% of the players on the pitch are wearing gloves.

Wirtz for MacAllister. He’s not really offered enough going forward and lots of spaces between lined for Wirtz to exploit and get us up pitch.

A stain on boxing

That last bit was much better. Got to be braver with our passes through the lines.

The Minneapolis mayor moving like he’s about to build either a senate run or a Hollywood career

Bobby-esque from Ekitike

Hugo like Torres in his prime

Suddenly Mo Salah opening up onto his left is not a goal scoring opportunity? Corrupt PGMOL.

Spurs should move for Slot

That Brobbey is a handful though he wouldn’t be as intimidating if he took off his costume

If Arsenal win the league as Spurs go down, I’m sorry but THFC Plc needs to be dissolved. There’s no coming back from that. You couldn’t even do a Rangers to scrub that from the books.

Could players stop panenka-ing penos please?